Top Female Celebrities Who Are Weird/Crazy/Annoying/Stupid/Psycho!

1.

Lindsay Lohan

Actress, Herbie Fully Loaded

Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City on 2 July 1986 toDina Lohan and Michael Lohan. She began her career at age three as a model at the Eileen Ford Agency, and made appearances in over 60 television commercials, including spots for The Gap, Pizza Hut, Wendy's and Jell-O (opposite Bill Cosby)...

“ Weird, Stupid, and Psycho. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

2.

Kim Kardashian

Self, Kim Kardashian: Fit in Your Jeans by Friday - Amazing Abs Body Sculpt

TV star, entrepreneur, fashion designer, and author (New York Times best-seller - "Kardashian Konfidential"), Kim Kardashian first burst onto the scene in 2007, after the premiere of her hit E! Entertainment reality series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The show follows the exploits of the Kardashian/Jenner family...

“ Weird, Crazy, Stupid, Annoying, and Psycho! Sorry, but to me she's all of those attributes. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

3.

Lady Gaga

Self, A Very Gaga Thanksgiving

Lady Gaga, born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28 1986), is an American songwriter, singer, actress, philanthropist, dancer and fashion designer. Gaga was born in Manhattan, New York. Her father is of Italian descent, and her mother is of half Italian and half French-Canadian, English...

“ Weird, Crazy, and Psycho. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

4.

Aubrey O'Day

Self, Show Stoppin' Solo

“ Crazy, Stupid, VERY Annoying, and Psycho. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

5.

Britney Spears

Soundtrack, Bridesmaids

Born to parents Jamie Spears and Lynne Spears, Britney is their second child of three. Her older brother, Bryan Spears, was born in April 1977 and her younger sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, was born in April 1991. They later moved to Kentwood, Louisiana. From a young age, Britney was always fixing to be a star with idols such as Madonna...

“ Weird, Crazy, Stupid, and Psycho. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

6.

Kristen Stewart

Actress, Twilight

Though most famous for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight saga, Kristen Stewart has been a working actor since her early years in Los Angeles, California. Her parents, John Stewart andJules Stewart, both work in film and television. Her mother is Australian. The family includes three boys, her older brother Cameron Stewart, and two adopted brothers Dana and Taylor...

“ Weird, VERY Annoying and Stupid. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

7.

Bristol Palin

Self, Week 3: The Results

“ SO, SO, SOOOO ANNOYING! And Weird and Stupid. But mostly ANNOYING! ” - jesusizawesome4

 

8.

Joan Rivers

Self, Iron Man 3

“ Weird, Crazy, Stupid, Annoying, AND Psycho! ” - jesusizawesome4

 

9.

Jennifer Lopez

Actress, Out of Sight

Jennifer Lynn Lopez was born in the Castle Hill section of the South Bronx on July 24, 1969. The middle of three musically-inclined sisters, Leslie Lopez, a homemaker and Linda López (aka Lynda Lopez), an entertainment consultant for New York's Channel 11, Jennifer always dreamed of being a multi-tasking superstar...

“ Weird, Stupid, and Annoying. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

10.

Pamela Anderson

Actress, Scary Movie 3

Pamela Denise Anderson was born on July 1, 1967 in Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada at 4:08 PST. During her childhood, she moved to the city of Vancouver with her parents, Barry Anderson and Carol Anderson. As a teenager, she went to Highland Secondary School. Pamela was first "discovered" at a British Columbia Lions football game...

“ Weird, Crazy, Annoying, and PSYCHO! ” - jesusizawesome4

 

11.

Kirstie Alley

Actress, Look Who's Talking

“ Crazy, Annoying, and VERY, VERY Psycho! ” - jesusizawesome4

 

12.

Miley Cyrus

Actress, Bolt

Miley Cyrus is the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Tish. She has 5 siblings - two half-brothers, a half-sister and a younger brother and sister. Her birth name is Destiny Hope, given to her by her parents who hoped she would achieve greatness. Her childhood nickname was Smiley, as she had a cheerful disposition which was eventually shortened to Miley...

“ Weird, Annoying, and Psycho. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

13.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Actress, Sex and the City

Sarah Jessica Parker was born March 25, 1965, in Nelsonville, Ohio to parents Stephen Parker and Barbra Forste (who remarried Paul Forste after divorcing Sarah's father). After her mother wed Forste, she had four more children, bringing the total to eight. Sarah Jessica now had 3 full siblings and 4 half siblings...

“ Weird and Annoying. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

14.

Jennifer Aniston

Actress, The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate

Born in Sherman Oaks, California, Jennifer Aniston spent a year of her childhood living in Greece with her family. Her family then relocated to New York City where her parents, actors John Aniston and Nancy Dow, divorced when she was 9. Jennifer was raised by her mother and her father landed a role...

“ Weird, Crazy, and Annoying. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

15.

Rebel Wilson

Actress, Pitch Perfect

“ Crazy and Annoying. But actually, I like her as a comedian. ” - jesusizawesome4

 

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The Evolution of Miley Cyrus

Hannah Montana. Liam Hemsworth's fiancée. Justin Bieber’s hair twin. Tongue warrior. She is...Miley Cyrus. 

Miley Cyrus’ bizarre evolution is exactly the reason why she’s so fascinating/shocking/famous.

Forget the evolution of man; this is the evolution of Miley Cyrus!

Miley the Breakout Star: Miley Cyrus burst onto the Disney scene at the ripe old age of 14 with a song in her heart and a twinkle in her eye.

Miley as Hannah Montana: Miley’s star power is entirely owed to her role on “Hannah Montana.” The show tells the tale of a teenager-by-day, pop-star-by-night.

Miley the Pilates Machine: Miley Cyrus took a hiatus from stardom and emerged one day with a crop top and a scary fit set of abs thanks to near-obsessive trips to the Pilates studio.

Miley the Dominatrix: Miley chopped all her hair off, evoking a mix between Pink and Justin Bieber. However, Miley’s wardrobe still hasn’t been devoured by crop tops yet.

Miley the Tongue Warrior: Miley no longer wants to conceal her midriff and her tongue pokes its way out towards sunlight at every opportunity. Also, she’s wearing her hair in two little buns atop her head. 

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Zach Galifianakis Humiliates Justin Bieber During Interview

Zach Galifianakis continues his hilarious campaign to embarrass celebrities with “Between Two Ferns,” his FunnyorDie.com series.

If you aren’t familiar with the show, well, sorry, learn up. It’s the greatest thing to happen to the Internet since celebrity selfies, so get your sh*t together and learn about “Between Two Ferns.”

Recently, Zach had Justin Bieber on the show and in true-to-Bieber form, the pop star acted like a little punk.

Zach started off the interview with, “It’s really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle of your public meltdown.”

Crickets.

Other gems include Zach asking him, “When you are in the recording studio, do you ever think, 'hey what if I don’t make something sh*tty?'”

If you are a Bieber fan, you will probably have a meltdown while watching this. If not, carry on!

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber from Justin Bieber

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10 Most Dramatic Celebrity Crying GIFs

We consider this post a safe place for celebrities to come and cry.

Whether it was “for real” (reality TV) or an on-screen performance, these 10 celebs were really overcome by their emotions, for crying out loud. Tearjerkers!

1. James Van Der Beek used to have a lot of teenage feelings on the creek.

2. Kim Kardashian just feeling bad, you don’t think she feels bad?

3. In Memoriam: Lauren Conrad’s mascara.

4. Claire Danes, crying her face off, TO DEFEND AMERICA.

5. Heidi Montag’s tears have frozen over.

6. Mariah Carey emancipating an angelic tear.

7. Britney Spears wasn’t stronger than yesterday here.

8. Tobey Maguire’s saddest Spiderman moment.

9. Miley Cyrus’s tears coming in like wrecking balls.

10. Selena Gomez is like a crying doll who came to life.

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5 Things to Know About Liam’s New Girl – Eiza Gonzalez

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 Just as news broke that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth officially ended their relationship, Liam Hemsworth was photographed canoodling with a Latin pop star in Vegas. He was also seen with her in Los Angeles yesterday.

So who IS Liam’s new girl? Who IS, the mysterious Eiza González?

1. She’s a Former Child Star: Like Miley Cyrus, she grew up on TV. She was on a telenovela in Mexico called “Lola” and then moved to Argentina to star in a show called, “Suena Conmigo,” which is described as a “Hannah Montana” knockoff where she played Clara Molina by day and Roxy-Pop by night. Errr, what?

2. Her Mom Is the Tyra Banks of Mexico: Her mother is former model Glenda Reyna, who is known for being the host of “Mexico’s Next Top Model”.

3. Her Ex-Boyfriend Is Hot: Her ex-boyfriend is Pepe Diaz. They broke up in March when he reportedly cheated on her. He’s a decade older than her and is a Spanish footballer.

4. She Follows Miley Cyrus on Twitter: Yep, Eiza follows Miley’s every social media move…maybe that’s how she knew Liam was single and swooped in for the kill?

5. Eiza Might Have Been Seeing Liam for a While: A week ago, Eiza posted THIS cryptic message on Facebook. “It must be really hard to accept the fact that the person you are interested in, is in love with somebody else.” Sorry, but that’s suspiciously appropriate for the Liam/Miley/Eiza drama. 

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Kim Kardashian Baby Pic: The Latest Fake-Out

Kim Kardashian has taken a pathetic page from Kris Jenner.

A few weeks after Jenner teased her talk show premiere with a supposed North West photo, Kim took to Facebook this week and posted a shot of herself, Kourtney Kardashian and a baby, with the caption:

Love these precious moments...

This is not daughter North West she's looking at, of course.

It is a picture of nephew Mason Dash from a few years ago.

And it seems like even the most ardent Kim Kardashian supporters are growing sick of the fake-outs and misleading images/information. Wrote one follower:

"Enough kim !! We already know this is not ur baby north west !! ... U want millions of dollars just to see ur baby ? C'mom ... Ur baby worth that money? Cuz i dont think so !!!"

Really. We couldn't have said it better ourselves, Kim fan.

Take all the time and privacy you want, Kim. But don't toy with the emotions of those who follow your every move, Tweet and Facebook posting in this manner.

Seriously. This is getting ridiculous even by your standards.

- See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kim-kardashian-baby-pic-the-latest-fake-out/?utm_source=crowdignite.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=crowdignite.com#sthash.NMEBeAll.dpuf

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7 Celebrities Who Married Nobodies

Nicolas Cage

Where did Nicolas Cage meet his third and current wife? At a sushi restaurant! Alice Kim was a former waitress who worked at the Los Angeles restaurant Kabuki and at the Los-Angeles-based Korean nightclub, Le Prive. They happily married in Northern California in 2004. Their first son, Kal-El, was born on October 3, 2005.

Marcia Cross

The "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross actress met her current husband in a shop. She found love in a flower shop! Cross spotted Tom Mahoney in L.A. and left her number with the store owner in 2004. They were married in 2006 and are still together. They have two fraternal twin daughters, Eden and Savannah, born in February 2007.

Robert De Niro

This accomplished actor and director married his second wife, Grace Hightower, in 1997. He met her when she was working as a flight attendant! Their first son, Eliot, was born in 1998. Though they split in 1999, the divorce was never finalized. The couple renewed their vows in 2004 and had a daughter, Helen Grace, in 2011 via a surrogate mother.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon ended up marrying someone she met at a party. Jim Toth unintentionally met the actress because his drunken friend hit on her. Now the two are happily married. Witherspoon told "Elle Magazine" that she never thought she'd get married again until Jim came along. They wed in 2011!

Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep's brother was responsible for her meeting her current husband. Her brother, Harry, was friends with Don Gummer. Gummer was out of the country and Streep was staying at his apartment until he returned. He came back early and the two the were smitten. They have been married for more than 33 years and have four children together.

Matt Damon

Matt Damon met his wife, Luciana Barroso, while she was working as a bartender in Miami in 2003. They married in 2005 and had 3 daughters together, in addition to Barroso's daughter. During an appearance on "Ellen," Damon said, "I hit the jackpot with my wife." Awww.

Conan O'Brien

O'Brien met his wife, Liza Powel, while she was working as a copywriter for an ad agency that appeared in a Late Night segment. They dated for nearly 18 months before their 2002 marriage in Powel's hometown of Seattle. They have a daughter, Neve, and son, Beckett.

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Dylan Sprouse, Big Daddy Kid: Yes, I’m Working at Restaurant – But I’m NOT Broke

Dylan Sprouse, former star of “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody,” is now working as a host at a New York restaurant — but the actor says it’s NOT because he’s broke.

Sprouse, who is also known for playing the adorable kid in Big Daddy along with his twin brother Cole, took to his Tumblr page to explain his current situation after photos emerged online of him working at the eatery.

He told fans, “So many pictures have gotten out that I’m now working as a host at a restaurant in NY. To clear up the air (which is admittedly pretty rude), I did not take this job because I ‘lost all my money,’ I am financially secure.”

Sprouse said he actually “took this job as a way to primarily feed my over bountiful video game addiction.”

He continued, “I also took this as a way to try a new experience, working somewhat below the means I’m used to, as well as a way to socialize and get out of the house. I feel most comfortable when I’m working and doing something, to criticize someone of that is pretty odd.”

“I will potentially return to acting someday, but in no way do I think any experience is a step down for me, but rather a new step in another direction,” added Sprouse.

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The Weirdest Sex Manuals Throughout History

Want 2400-year-old Viagra? Try bee stings. 

BY JOHANNAH KING-SLUTZKY

Everyone knows that the sexual revolution invented sex, right? Oh, people have been doing this for millennia? With Masters of Sex premiering Sunday, it's clear sex how-to is more than a one-off source of fixation. But what did sex manuals look like before contemporary iterations like The Lovers' Guide or Savage Love? Nerve scavenged Google Books to find out just how variable (and seemingly ahead-of-its-time) sex advice can be. Some of it's beautiful, some of it's weird, some of it's eerily prescient: Here's our favorite historical sex advice. (Illustrations might be NSFW.)

1. The School of Venus, 1680

This premodern sex manual is surprisingly frank about sexuality, covering seemingly anachronistic ground like condoms, female orgasms, and fuck buddies. Samuel Pepys, noted diarist, called it "the most bawdy, lewd book that ever I saw" -- and then bought it. Excerpts and illustrations below. (h/t The Appendix)

 

2. An ABZ of Love, 1963

A favorite of Kurt Vonnegut's, this tender sex manual authored by Danish couple Inge and Sten Hegeler promises: "aspects of sexual relationships seen from a slightly different standpoint.” In the Hegelers' case, that meant a progressive approach to LGBT rights, sexism, and family-oriented sex ed, often penned in a sweet, wry tone.

"We are none of us so full of common sense as we would like to think ourselves. So there are two paths we can take: one is try to deny and suppress our emotions and force ourselves to think sensibly. In this way we run the risk of fooling ourselves. The other way is to admit to our emotions, accept our feelings and let them come out into the daylight. By being suspicious of all the judgments we pass on the basis of what we feel (and not until then) we shall taken a step towards becoming practitioners of common sense."

h/t Brainpickings.

3. Private Sex Advice To Women, 1917

Penned by R.B. Armitage, M.D., this guide for "For Young Wives and Those Who Soon Expect To Be Married" is morally a mixed bag. On the one hand, Armitage spends several chapters talking about the major hip new technology of his time, eugenics. Not so great. But there's also advice that sounds surprisingly contemporary, namely, on the ethics of birth control and abortion. It's still just another old white guy talking to women about their bodies; but it's pretty cool that he grasped the importance of planned parenthood and the weight of such a personal choice before there was a Planned Parenthood or Pro Choice. The more things change...

"One of the most distressing features of the popular prejudice against Birth Control, arising from a total misconception of the subject, has been the widely spread and popularly accepted notion that Birth Control is practically analogous to abortion[...]. We realize that in exercising control over the entrance gate of life we are not fully performing, consciously and deliberately, a great human duty, but carrying on rationally a beneficial process which has, more blindly and wastefully, been carried on since the beginning of the world. There are still a few persons ignorant enough or foolish enough to fight against the advance of civilization in this matter; we can well afford to leave them severely alone, knowing that in a few years all of them will have passed away. It is not our business to defend the control of birth, but simply discuss how we may most wisely exercise that control." (Via.)

4. Kama Sutra, 400 BCE-200 CE

Everybody knows the Kama Sutra is kinky. But what you probably didn't know is that its fascinations don't stop at the art of human pretzels. In Sanskrit Kama means sensual pleasure (one of the four goals of Hindu life) and Sutra, the root-word for English's "sew," means thread. All told, the Kama Sutra is a vast compendium of prose, poetry, and (eventually) illustration which served as both a practical guide to sex and a long treatise on love, family, and well-being. But while beautiful, to modern eyes it can get downright weird. For example, want 2400 year old Viagra? Try bee stings.

"When a man wishes to enlarge his lingam, he should rub it with the bristles of certain insects that live in trees, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils, he should again rub it with the bristles as before. By continuing to do this a swelling will be gradually produced in the lingam, and he should then lie on a cot, and cause his lingam to hang down through a hole in the cot. After this he should take away all the pain from the swelling by using cool concoctions. The swelling, which is called 'Suka', and is often brought about among the people of the Dravida country, lasts for life.” (Via)

 

5. The Canons of Theodore, ca. 900

Contrary to popular belief, the Catholic church was a rapidly changing institution over the course of the 500 some odd years that make up what we now call "the Medieval Era." Penitentials are one such artifact of that transitioning. First compiled by Irish monks in the 6th century, penitentials are little handbooks that detail the sins a monk might be likely to hear in confession.Though they might cover anything from murder to eating habits, sex was the main course for these monastic manuals. The Canons of Theodore, whose manuscript is featured below, is one example. The proscribed punishments in these things aren't that weird -- just seemingly arbitrary. But the many yays and nays of monastically approved sex in the 10th century are totally wacky. (See: flowchart.) 

(Via.)

6. The Pillow Book, 1002

No that's not a zipcode-- it's the year Lady Sei Shonagon completed her surprisingly fresh collection of musings on life, love, and the art of negging. The Pillow Book belongs to a genre of writing called zuihitsu, which -- and I'm sure I'm mincing culture horribly here -- was more or less collected bedside Post-it notes. Very bloggerly. The Pillow Book feels particularly anachronistic because it was written by a woman, so instead of getting some kind of 11th century Act Like A Lady pulp, you end up with chapters called "Men Have Really Strange Emotions." No joke. Want some commentary on celebrities schtupping the maid? The Pillow Book's got you covered: "Sometimes a man will leave a very pretty woman to marry an ugly one." Or how about what it's like to order from ModCloth? "It is a great pleasure when the ornamental comb that one has ordered turns out to be pretty."

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"I greatly enjoy taking in someone who is pleased with himself and who has a self-confident look, especially if he is a man. It is amusing to observe him as he alertly waits for my next repartee; but it is also interesting if he tried to put me off my guard by adopting an air of calm indifference as if there were not a thought in his head. I realize that it is very sinful of me, but I cannot help being pleased when someone I dislike has a bad experience."

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